Another Short post for today. Enjoying grandma's Laksa & cereal prawn & currently craving for MacD's Cinnamon Melts. Lol. Seriously random. Homework not done & im laid back at home. Cool or what?! As if 'O' Levels next year. DAN! Wake up damn it.

guess what? im bored. come come, you all read la the things below k.

#1;
Tersebutlah suatu kisah dimana si isteri telah meluahkan rasa tidak puas hatinya pada si suami yang berbunyi lebih kurang begini..

Isteri: Apalah abang nie. Asalkan kawan abang datang, abang mesti cakap rumah abang, kereta abang, TV abang, sofa abang. Tak adil lah macam nie. Asik-asik abang aje.
Suami: La.. Abis ayg nak cakap macam mana?
Isteri: Abang cakap la, rumah kita. Kereta kita. TV kita. Sofa kita. Bukankah semua harta benda nie hak milik kita bersama.
Suami: Ahhh. Iye lah. Iyelah..
Isteri: Hmm.. Abang dari tadi lagi terhegeh-hegeh cari apa?
Suami: Haa.. Ada awak nampak.. Seluar dalam KITA...???
Isteri: %#@**^&%#@

#2;
Ali sedang bersiar-siar di bandar. Tiba-tiba dia terpandang sahabatnya, Abu, yang telah sekian lama tidak ditemuinya.

Ali : Dah 5 tahun kita tak jumpa. Apasal aku tengok engkau kurus sangat?
Abu : Mana tak nya. Isteri aku tu garang sangat. Macam harimau.
Abu : Eh aku tengok engkau pun kurus macam aku juga. Apasal?
Ali : Isteri aku tu lagi garang, hari hari mau ! (hari-mau)


anw credits to the post above coz hehe. im lazy to type. so it was kinda CUTE n PASTE. ehk CUT. haha. ANW MJ'S DEAD N IM LIKE SAD COZ I GREW UP KNOWING,LOVING,LOOKING UP TO HIM BUT SUDDENLY HIS DEATH CAME LIKE BOOM CIPAPCOM PREET POOT. VERY SUDDEN. N BTW HE DIED ON 25 JUNE DUE TO CARDIAC ARREST NOT DUE TO OVERDOSE N NOT ON 26 JUNE. JUST TO CLEAR UP SOME MISUNDERSTANDING.

BYE.